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Married Demotivational Poster


CLARITY. - THE MOMENT YOU REALISE YOU'VE RUINED YOUR LIFE.


TAGS: married wedding bride groom husband
Rating: 4.55/5

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GaryO - February 17, 2012, 3:19 pm
that'5 a LOL


AL BUNDY - Can't get more demotivated than him.


TAGS: al bundy al bundy married with children polk high
Rating: 3.47/5

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rudeboy308 - June 1, 2011, 9:17 pm
I watched that show regularly for the first few years. The late, great Sam Kinison and heavy metal titans Anthrax were guest stars on the show. Those were the days.


ACOUSTIC RADAR -


TAGS: it s a married thing
Rating: 4.32/5

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champ99 - July 29, 2011, 3:35 pm
"Can you hear me now?"
culos - June 29, 2010, 4:30 am
And that's how the vuvuzuela was invented....
GreyScorpion - June 28, 2010, 6:45 pm
"take out the trash?" he wishes, he didn't pay for the last dutch date


MARRIED -


TAGS: married dead
Rating: 3.57/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - May 24, 2011, 6:44 pm
eh, it's kinda obvious


PROVERBS -




SERENITY -




Married Long Enough -


TAGS: married husband wife answers questions safe
Rating: 4.83/5

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MissPriss - February 18, 2014, 9:13 am
What was that? I had sand stuck in my ears.
CloudchaserS - February 18, 2014, 4:08 am
Women ask that because they are fat and know it but they don't like it and are seeking reassurance that they're not, thus sticking their head in the sand instead of dealing with the problem
MissPriss - February 17, 2014, 11:30 pm
Eventually answering with a question can save your life...teehee.
mariand - February 17, 2014, 4:35 pm
I thought it's bad to answer with a question..means that I'm not married for long enough? :))))


MARRIAGE -




THE OLD SONGS -


TAGS: love married caring courting passion
Rating: 4.62/5

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rerun - July 18, 2010, 8:52 am

beautiful


3 STAGES TO THE LIFE OF A MARRIED MAN -




I DO IT ALL -




THIS FINGER - Worse than the middle finger.


TAGS: ring married wedding finger
Rating: 2.18/5


Marriage -


TAGS: married enemies beds wars sleeping
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - October 28, 2013, 11:04 pm
Thanks and right back at ya. Really enjoying yours dawg.
spacedog - October 28, 2013, 5:36 pm
Excellent run of posters Miss P.


MARRIAGE ON THE ROCKS -


TAGS: married sans fun guilt
Rating: 4.5/5

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Greeny - February 19, 2011, 11:30 am
I Are A Gud Spellar
ICEMAN - February 19, 2011, 9:11 am
Lowsy?


JEREMY TAYLOR - “Love is friendship, set on fire.” And marriage is the thing that is born out of the ashes




DETILS -


TAGS: married relationships training pancakes anti milf
Rating: 4.69/5

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agdaniele - October 10, 2010, 3:35 pm
another one letting me know he didn't get it.
DeGrey - October 10, 2010, 3:19 pm
First things first she has no tits!
CANADA - October 9, 2010, 3:44 pm
LMAO @ GS
Sean - October 8, 2010, 10:00 pm
Fantastic, aggiford. And I'd say the her ex musta had one HELLAVA divorce lawyer, eh? Didn't even leave her with half. *snort*
GreyScorpion - October 8, 2010, 9:59 pm
I'd 03A that, 5L
agdaniele - October 8, 2010, 9:40 pm
Thank you... those who got it.
Sean - October 8, 2010, 7:30 pm
Nastily done.
Cubbybear - October 8, 2010, 3:06 pm
I notice boobies and butt first...face second. Sorry Aggy...5/5
Faceplant31 - October 8, 2010, 10:39 am
perfect aggy. now why you puttin your sister on blast like this, you're such a jerk.
Cloudchaser - October 8, 2010, 9:37 am
No boobs at all. Is that a real woman or a guy who's convinced himself that he's a woman?
culos - October 8, 2010, 9:12 am
I noticed the total absence of b00bs, are we sure she is a she?
redhdsrbst - October 8, 2010, 9:09 am
I noticed her top undone first .. Which means one glass of ice water away from the show ;) .. Where is her hand at anyways?


RESTING MY MELON -




FREEDOM - Two words and you've "freely" given it away.


TAGS: married life crying ownership ring
Rating: 4.18/5

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GreyScorpion - April 30, 2010, 5:16 pm
preach it my brother!! 5L


NOT THE WOMAN I MARRIED - In fact, it looks like you ate her ...




MARRIED - words to remember




NEW BRIDE VS NEW JOB -


TAGS: every married mans cruel discovery
Rating: 3.97/5

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sickartist - December 30, 2009, 5:39 am
Thanks. I was just on break
ronsart - December 29, 2009, 7:49 pm
Good Job! Mr. SickArtist love ur humor and work! Now get back to work!


MARRIED LIFE - every Saturday night.


TAGS: married life begging
Rating: 3.79/5

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Woodywood03a - October 13, 2009, 10:27 am
You are right there.
Bartimaeus - October 11, 2009, 8:34 pm
Agreed
RONSART - October 11, 2009, 8:33 pm
to whom it may concern...if you voted lower than 5L...a pox on you! Oh! And may your ear hairs grow deep!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 11, 2009, 6:23 pm
Wow, who did you marry? jk. Also, I love my wife and this isn't about her, in case she sees this. (hehehehehe, yes that should do nicely as a disclaimer, mwuhahahahahahahaha!!)
Jim diGris - October 11, 2009, 4:48 pm
In reality if she was married she would be carrying quite a few more pounds. Like a 100 or so more
Sean - October 11, 2009, 2:03 pm
Wow, no rude accompanying hand gesture? She's a keeper.
RON - October 11, 2009, 12:22 pm
LMAO!!! 5+
rerun - October 11, 2009, 9:26 am

every night


EVERY MARRIED MAN -


TAGS: married men stupid
Rating: 3.52/5

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Derek - October 3, 2009, 4:03 am
Ed-Hyde, if that were true, then hunter gatherer societies where nothing is inherited wouldn't have marriage - and they do.
Ed-Hyde - September 22, 2009, 9:00 am
*inheritance (sp)
Ed-Hyde - September 22, 2009, 8:59 am
Are you kidding? Man is always his own worst enemy. Marriage was a way of (supposedly) proving whose kids were whose. Invented by a guy to make sure inheritence worked correctly.
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 11:52 pm
This is why I will never get married. This institution couldn't have been thought up by a man. 5/5


LONG HOURS -




MARRIAGE - How it happens




Married Life -


TAGS: married ron jeremy racoon
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - March 19, 2014, 7:48 pm
Well, it's only porn if it turns you on
Oldsod - March 19, 2014, 7:46 pm
What a beautiful 5tory...
Sean - March 19, 2014, 3:50 pm
In my own defense, I actually do talk in run-on sentences. Some find that endearing. Jus' sayin'.


Married with superman -




Men -


TAGS: married men in laws killer bees
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 29, 2013, 9:59 pm
Bees cannot hold a candle anywhere near my fear of clowns and spiders. Wasps, on the other hand, scary as h#ll!
chickenlittle - November 29, 2013, 3:29 pm
My second worst nightmare, covered in bees! First is attacked by wasps. But having said that, that's a pretty manly looking beeard :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 28, 2013, 2:31 am
I feel like, though, I'm always standing on ceremony. I've tried saying, "Jesus H. Christhrist! We gotta go." I'm told it's not good manners; I must at least also say "thank you" before I depart.
GaryO - November 27, 2013, 11:36 pm
I do understand that one, yet I still find it easier to leave their place than mine.


Money Problems -




HIGH FIVE -


TAGS: someones getting married
Rating: 4.82/5

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Airman - November 15, 2010, 5:37 pm
awesome! I thought you guys were already married. What fun! congratulations
Sean - November 15, 2010, 4:56 pm
*Poster
Sean - November 15, 2010, 4:55 pm
Poser idea: SETTLING Hey, she could do worse ... but that's not why it's called "settling." (congrats, you crazy kids!)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 15, 2010, 3:49 pm
It's your best man's job to throw you a bachelor party...Good move picking the most well payed friend you have. I hope I'm invited...I haven't thrown up on a stripper for years.
Hawamleh - November 15, 2010, 3:32 pm
How about me..
TheTrashHeap - November 15, 2010, 8:38 am
Thanks Guys. So... who's throwing me a bachelor party?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 15, 2010, 4:27 am
That's a little Ghey...But yeah, I guess we all sorta love you. You sissy.
agdaniele - November 15, 2010, 3:55 am
Love you, TTH... Best of wishes.
CANADA - November 15, 2010, 3:08 am
congrats
pzykosiz - November 14, 2010, 11:26 pm
congrats TTH, and all that other crap that people generally say in this situation. hope you live a happy life after this
ICEMAN - November 14, 2010, 11:12 pm
Rock & roll TTH. The absolute best to you & your soon to be bride.
crankyhead - November 14, 2010, 9:47 pm
you're welcome trash =)
TheTrashHeap - November 14, 2010, 9:44 pm
Well I'm obviously giving this one a 5! Thanks Cranky!


THE RIGHT CHOICE -


TAGS: married doubt danielle fishel legs commitment
Rating: 4.77/5

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GaryO - September 14, 2013, 1:15 am
well this was a pleasant surprise....reminds me of Carmen, Houston, ten yrs my senior...taught me a few things...shyt I'm old
Anonymous2 - July 30, 2010, 12:45 am
5L for using Topanga from Boy Meets World.
agdaniele - July 29, 2010, 7:44 pm
Pretty picture.
Cubbybear - July 29, 2010, 5:19 pm
Nice knee
Faceplant31 - July 29, 2010, 4:55 pm
Nice work, 5L


RUNAWAY NO MORE -




CONVICTIONS -


TAGS: my moms sister is married to my uncle
Rating: 4.44/5

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TheTrashHeap - April 7, 2010, 10:04 pm
Excellent! 5Lions! You got a problem with that?
Sean - April 7, 2010, 9:24 pm
So-called "reputable breeders" are over-rated. Shame.
BoneCD - April 7, 2010, 9:23 pm
Hey, they lasted longer than my pet rock...it died before I could get it home.
Sean - April 7, 2010, 9:19 pm
My condolences, Bone. And my thanks as well for that unbeckoned glimpse into the darker recesses of what I can only assume is the culture of sea monkey custodianship.
BoneCD - April 7, 2010, 9:16 pm
*sigh* Mine could never play baseball...so I changed the stadium and they all died!
Sean - April 7, 2010, 8:53 pm
Or in my case, orphan my sea monkeys -- metaphorically speaking of course, they've never met their real father. Poor bastards.


troublesome times -




BY ALL MEANS MARRY - if you get a good wife, you'll be happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a motifaker.


TAGS: married wedding 50cal
Rating: 4.32/5

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hangovergin - January 13, 2011, 6:16 pm
thanks..very nice..
50cal - January 13, 2011, 4:16 pm
Thanks, had to take a break with the holidays and all. Going to take a while to get back into moti-shape again.
agdaniele - January 13, 2011, 3:56 pm
50cal back in action! Love this!
bassman007 - January 13, 2011, 1:02 pm
How did you know?


Ugly is in the eye of the beholder -


TAGS: radka ugly czech married psycho
Rating: 4.25/5

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turboerik - August 1, 2013, 4:44 pm
The hat is free with the girl!
maoworks2 - August 1, 2013, 2:43 pm
I Like The Hat.


BUT, HONEY, YOU CAN'T BE A FOX ANYMORE. - Now that we're married, maybe you can be a chipmunk or a squirrel...


TAGS: disney fox robin married hood
Rating: 3.67/5

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CloudchaserS - August 29, 2011, 12:55 am
Disney. Making kids furries since 1973 (not that there's anything wrong with that)
mariand - August 28, 2011, 8:48 pm
LOL... or a 5nake


LOVE IS -




MARY CHRISTMAS - That's why there's not a chance. My name would be MARY CHRISTMAS. "Hi, what's your name?" Mary Christmas. So yeah... no chance.


TAGS: ho i dont want to get married i just wanna get my dick wet
Rating: 3.14/5

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agdaniele - December 24, 2009, 3:05 pm
What a fantastic observation, produce!!!


MARRIAGE - I cry cause its over..My life that is


TAGS: married
Rating: 2.89/5

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COMFORT - What this bed would offer me, because my wife wouldn't be in it with me.




CAUGHT - Want to take a nice picture of a couple but he had to ruin it didn't he!




JUST MARRIED -




When two redheads marry -


TAGS: being married to a redhead
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - March 12, 2016, 7:59 pm

Or not...


HEIDI KLUM - When baring some skin she can go a little overboard




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